Culture Bitch

I’ve been told by numerous people that they preferred my old blog where I would post random things - usually bitching about strangers. So, I will try to offer more varied entertainment and I just got a new Blackberry so it seemed like a good way to get acclimated to this new keyboard.

One of my favorite bitch topics is the commuter train and all the annoying people with whom I must share it. Now begins the season when the air condition doesn’t work. Nothing is worse than sitting next to some smelly guy who hasn’t showered in 2 days and ran for the train. I’m quite sure there is no sane person who actually enjoys te scent of body odor and it is one smell that sends me over the edge. Here’s the quandry - what if you sit down next to someone and they really stink? Perfume and aftershave can be equally disgusting. Ok, so what do you do? Me? I suffer. I feel that moving would be embarrassing to the person. Why the heck should I care though? They are the ones who decided to stink. I don’t know, I guess I’m crazy. This summer, if possible, I will promise myself that I will move. I’ll let you know how that goes.

I am not digging this new Blackberry keyboard. The keys are too small and I keep mistyping. Why do we insist on making everything (except appartently cars and houses) smaller when most Americans are getting bigger. I seriously have no idea how a grown man could type with his thumbs on this keyboard. Here goes a sentence with no corrections…

The quick browqn fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

That wasn’t so bad. Let’s try another one…

I really can’t stand the guy on this train wqhom I have dunbbed ‘the stomach’.
He’s really annoying and talks too lopud and has npothuing releant to say.

Ok, that was 2 sentences but that’s too many typos due to keybaord issues.

Hope you enjoyed the Culture Bitch.